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We all know that aging really , really sux big time.....  

bitchkitty2017 71F
2245 posts
5/19/2019 6:12 pm
We all know that aging really , really sux big time.....

You know you are too old when....









bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 6:14 pm

Older and Golder or maybe colder ...what? Forgot what i said ...its ok my inner voice will remember ...what? forgot what i said ...lol


kinkynsa2day 58M

5/19/2019 6:29 pm

dont grow old making blogs .


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 6:36 pm

bet your balls touch the toilet water ..lol


hornyman5650 73M

5/19/2019 6:41 pm

so funny but yet so true . the golden years yeah right give all your gold to the doctor lol


whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
5/19/2019 6:45 pm

I hate when my balls touch the toilet water. And I hate not being able to trust when I fart. I have to keep a spare set of clothes at my work just in case of an accident.

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bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 6:47 pm

    Quoting whoisagentj:
    I hate when my balls touch the toilet water. And I hate not being able to trust when I fart. I have to keep a spare set of clothes at my work just in case of an accident.
omg that is so funny love your attitude ..its a breath of fresh air ..thanks...lol


kesheridan 68M

5/19/2019 6:47 pm

I'll deal with getting old. It's better than the alternative

Huh? What were we talking about?


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 6:48 pm

    Quoting hornyman5650:
    so funny but yet so true . the golden years yeah right give all your gold to the doctor lol
lol yeah i am sure i meet alot of that criteria ..I hate when i gotta stop in the middle of something and retrace my thoughts trying to figure out what i was doing ..ha ha


Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
5/19/2019 6:49 pm

LMAO, most of this is so very true, damnit!


kesheridan 68M

5/19/2019 6:53 pm

Haha, this is funny. What? What do you mean I already commented on it?


justme51 72M

5/19/2019 6:54 pm

Awesome post!!!


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 7:04 pm

    Quoting kesheridan:
    I'll deal with getting old. It's better than the alternative

    Huh? What were we talking about?
lol great comment i am pretty good in my mind and body i always looked after myself ..since my accident its been hard to do but i stay positive..thanks


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 7:07 pm

    Quoting Looknfind18:
    LMAO, most of this is so very true, damnit!
lol most of that is i like the balls touching the toilet water one or wasting a hard on...lol


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 7:10 pm

    Quoting kesheridan:
    Haha, this is funny. What? What do you mean I already commented on it?
lol good one you are like a breath of bottled air ..kidding ! funny thanks


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/19/2019 7:11 pm

thanks i like the one about the new texting codes ...lol


ltrskr 75M

5/19/2019 7:48 pm

The upside:
Most of these things we've done all our lives, now we can blame it on old age!
When someone says ur old and slow, tell'm ur just "pacing" yourself"

And always remember: "If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!
Great post Kitty, MoPars Rule!


scoupe42 60M

5/19/2019 8:32 pm

My friend, you found some good ones!


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/20/2019 1:21 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    The upside:
    Most of these things we've done all our lives, now we can blame it on old age!
    When someone says ur old and slow, tell'm ur just "pacing" yourself"

    And always remember: "If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!
    Great post Kitty, MoPars Rule!
thanks hun that they do Mopar or no car ..I am so lucky to own a nice car like this ..i respect it alot and would never even consider treating it otherwise..thanks


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/20/2019 1:23 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    My friend, you found some good ones!
tell ya if i am online and see something that makes me laugh out loud then you can be sure it will make others even the sour ones smile giggle or laugh out loud..thanx


dogslife2live01 71M

5/20/2019 3:27 am



there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
5/20/2019 3:49 am

Growing Old Dis-Gracefully on A*F*F*

Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/20/2019 4:05 am

These rally tell it like it is!!! You wouldnt believe what spares I keep around when I go out!!

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