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Shit shit shitty ! 11/12/2007
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find
shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineo!
There are lucky shits, ...
18 Comments, 168 Views,
29 Votes
,6.15 Score
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Hangover Rating System ! 11/8/2007
One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
function relatively well. However, you are still parched.
You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason,
you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look
okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The
coffee you are ...
17 Comments, 111 Views,
27 Votes
,5.13 Score
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Making contact 11/5/2007
Why is it so hard to acknowledge another member on this site.
I've tried IMs, chats and even testimonials and still
no responses.Whats a man have to do to get a women's
attention around here.
5 Comments, 81 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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If it quacks like a duck....... 11/2/2007
Yes I'm here for SEX with a eye for a relationship. HAd
a few complaints about this but TOUGH!!! What's this
site essentially for then?!? Had several lovers I've
met here- fell in love with one and I still LOVE HER but I am
a very horny man
5 Comments, 58 Views,
6 Votes
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Math thru the years... and how it has changed... 11/2/2007
Fifty Years of Math 1957 - 2007
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my
change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to
her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies,
while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her
discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters,
but she ...
3 Comments, 101 Views,
6 Votes
,5.93 Score
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SO, I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE 11/2/2007
SO, I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across
the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally
addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own
borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country
and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly ...
7 Comments, 66 Views,
6 Votes
,5.93 Score
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Something to think about.. 11/2/2007
A while back, I was sitting around a Christmas tree with
friends watching Sam open his presents. A mysterious gift
was handed around for everyone to play with, a transparent
globe with a star inside. Press the button on the attached
handle and the stars light up and spun at high speed, creating
a web of multi colored tracers. Made in China... Then there
was the big brutish tow truck.. Also made ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Atomic bombs & busy signals ! ! ! 11/1/2007
My rant ! ! !
I'd rather be chained spread eagle in the Nevada desert
by iron restraints buried in concrete by my wrist and ankles
buck naked and blindfolded and have an Atomic bomb such
as the one that landed on Hiroshima in 1945 hit me right square
in the nuts just as long as I could possibly live just long
enough to hear the great explosion from it than to ever hear
a fucking busy ...
18 Comments, 193 Views,
43 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Questions from my cluttered mind. 11/1/2007
Do you smoke? Well do you? In browsing profiles I see thee
"l am a lite social smoker". What exactly does
that term mean? So you smoke when you drink? In a bar? For
me it is a deal breaker, as I will never again date a woman
who is a smoker. Now I know there are courteous smokers who
will not smoke around anyone, or when visiting others;
or in their own homes or cars. Just don't understand
why ...
4 Comments, 93 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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Question for the girls 10/31/2007
So here's the thing.
Any of you who check out my profile will know that I have 'pussy
pics' on it. Fairly straightforward. No creampie.
No toys. No penetration. Just pussy.
And yet I had a message - one of a few - (from a guy) telling
me 'no offence but I'm really not that into pussy
pics' (yet still wanting me in his network) and a coupla
other weird comments (I could write ...
12 Comments, 314 Views,
15 Votes
,5.12 Score
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New Lower Standards Apply Now 10/29/2007
Due to shortages in women in the Greater Tri county Area,
the following categories of unforgivable lowlifes have
been promoted to "potential relationship material"
for me:
-Liars -Cheaters -Daily pot smokers -My intellectual inferiors -Dirty, smelly coffee shop poets -Barflies -Possessive types -Man haters -Women old enough to be my Mom -My Mom -Anyone else in my family, including the ...
6 Comments, 124 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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Stupid, immature assholes! 10/27/2007
It never fails to amaze me just how cruel
and insensitive people can be. I was browsing through the
new member video intros when I came across one that very
obviously belonged to a big woman, which was very obvious
from the still picture before ever having to click on the
vid itself. So I run the video and scroll down to the comments
section and sure enough, there were at least ...
11 Comments, 254 Views,
21 Votes
,6.84 Score
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Wet Winner!!?? 10/23/2007
Ok, bitchiness abound, have to say it...what the f**ck
did the woman who won the wet t-shirt win for...she has NO
tits!!
Don't get me wrong, she is a pretty thing, but v androgenous
and no boobs!!! There were Soooo many other better possible winners! Who
the hell voted!! i feel sorry for sweetpea, RachnAndy n
solarlilly who were all by far MUCH more deserving! hellz
bellz,...
5 Comments, 107 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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GUYS YOU TIRED OF BAD SEX 10/22/2007
I ASK THIS CAUSE I HAVE HAD BAD SEX ON AdultFriendFinder. NOT ALL OF THE LADIES
I HAVE MET ON HERE JUST A COUPLE OF THEM(2). MOST HAVE BEEN
TRUELY AWESOME. WHATS BAD SEX? WELL A LADY WHO JUST LAYS
THERE. LIKE FUCKING A FISH. ME PERSONALLY I PREFER MY PARTNER
TO MAKE A LITTLE NOISE. IT LETS ME KNOW IF IM DOING GOOD AND
THAT SHE IS ENJOYING IT. IM NOT SAYING ACT LIKE SOME PORN
QUEEN. WHAT IM SAYING IS SHOW ME ...
16 Comments, 272 Views,
12 Votes
,2.27 Score
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U.S.A. 10/21/2007
I am not a guy who judges people by their color or what kinda
sex they want, but what the fuck is going on these days? I'm
looking for a new job and I be a motha fucka if I keep seeing
must be bi-lingual or some bullshit like that. I'm
fuckn sorry man but I was born in this place most people call
U.S.A and I speak fuckn english. get fuckn real man. thats
my rant so go fuckn rave ...
14 Comments, 234 Views,
17 Votes
,3.27 Score
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What's going on with this order form? 10/21/2007
Does AdultFriendFinder know how to do math?
I'm not sure, but something don't add up on the
order form. Silver says 12 months for $8.33 a month equals $99.95 one
time fee. COOL then just to the left it says Gold for 12 months
at $8.33 a month equals $149.95 one time fee(plus 6 months
free totaling 18 months)FREE???Both say 12 months at $8.33, but
$149.95 and $99.95??? $50.00=FREE I know ...
3 Comments, 85 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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drive through stupidity 10/18/2007
I saw a new thing that piss'd me off today. Some dork in a grand am was ahead of me at the McDonalds drive
through, but the window didnt work in her car . She was driving with the door open to place an order, then
pulled forward opened the door again but now with only 5
inch's of space between the door and window.She handed
the money up over the door, when she got her change she dropped
it and ...
8 Comments, 132 Views,
14 Votes
,5.86 Score
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America the consumer 10/18/2007
As a nation that has gone from working class to living poor,
how much longer do you think we will continue to be able to
survive? America has gone from being a production leader
to being a nation of consumers. If there is no more production
or work in the U.S. how can we continue to purchase all of
those built outside our borders things that we need? And
honestly, how did this happen? Did union ...
8 Comments, 122 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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why do? 10/14/2007
people bitch so much?
9 Comments, 138 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Life takes visa 10/14/2007
Have you guys seen the comercials where everybody is happy
and dancing while they shop, only to have there good time
ruinened when some guy has the nerve to pay for his purchase
with cash? When the cashier is all done with this time wasting
transaction the music starts back up and everybody is happy
again! What a load of crap.Seems that the banking world
wants you to finance everything you buy , ...
10 Comments, 104 Views,
8 Votes
,5.80 Score
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Derogatory comments in e-mail 10/13/2007
I don't really post on this site, but I felt I had to post
this thought because of the comments I've recieved
lately in e-mail. I feel as if we're all adults on this
site, obviously, and we're all here for the same thing.
I want to know why some people feel it necissary to send messages
through e-mail on this site that are nasty, and rude. I've
recieved probably 3 or 4 e-mails in the ...
11 Comments, 300 Views,
22 Votes
,5.53 Score
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re need help 10/8/2007
I have found out since I wrote the former article that for
every ten new visits to my site will give fifty views and
email privileges so that is quite a help in deciding to upgrade
or not!!
 [bling 92602]  ...
4 Comments, 65 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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things I dont want my tax dollar spent on! 10/8/2007
Mobile trailers as make shift class rooms on public school
property.
road signs printed in languages other than english.
sewer hook up for people that opted out and built septic
systems in there yards.
sending people and things to the fucking moon and mars!
I mean how stupid is that? ...
5 Comments, 81 Views,
9 Votes
,4.49 Score
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need help 10/7/2007
I found out today that being a new member has some major fall
backs like limited email ability viewing profiles etc.
this is not a whine just asking for some help I have done lots
of things to build points to earn privileges but that just
isn't quite enough so if you can help by viewing my profile
which will help a great deal it would be greatly appreciated
and thanks!!!
[bling ...
5 Comments, 63 Views,
4 Votes
,0.14 Score
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enuff is enuff 10/6/2007
when your partner says no .doesnt that mean no?well its
a lil dissapointing when you see those doe eyes lookin at
you [and she says ill do this and that if ya let me]..so i cave
in like a sinkhole..i need to muster up more courage or what
..its that i dont wanna see her dissapointment is all..so
she will go see him again, ,so she says please again and
ima cave again also...what gives ..why does ...
9 Comments, 83 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Something to think about... 10/3/2007
Something to think about...
A while back, I was sitting around a Christmas tree with
friends watching Sam open his presents. A mysterious gift
was handed around for everyone to play with, a transparent
globe with a star inside. Press the button on the attached
handle and the stars light up and spun at high speed, creating
a web of multi colored tracers. Made in China... Then there
was ...
2 Comments, 49 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Where's the outrage? 9/30/2007
I just don't get it. My state allows places to hang anti-Concealed Carry signs
that those of us with licenses are supposed to respect,
and observe even after taking training and despite some
people's back grounds with weapons familiarity and
proficiency, yet my state still allows people to go get
drunk and cause trouble or wrecks. Why is it that a fire arm, which has no intent on hurting anybody ...
9 Comments, 140 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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EXTRA MARITAL 9/24/2007
How come so many people have a problem with people who have
sex with other people other than ther spouses? Its one thing
to have an affair. Thats when the 2 people spend money and
time with each other. I myself am married and I have sex with
my so called fuck buddy. I have asked my husband to venture
out so we can spice up are marriage but he refuses. So I go
at it without his knowledge. My boy ...
17 Comments, 388 Views,
25 Votes
,1.69 Score
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why why why why (revised) 9/23/2007
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing
ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch
breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning
operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread
water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike ...
5 Comments, 107 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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The Fast and the Furious series.... 9/23/2007
I'm a classic muscle car buff. I like 'em all--Chevys,
Fords, Mopars--you name it, I'm there. If it's
got eight cylinders and sounds like thunder rolling down
the street--it's enough to make me bust a nut!
In recent years, I've noticed a disturbing trend in
feature films. Every time I see a movie that features classic
American muscle, they always end up being completely destroyed,
and ...
6 Comments, 127 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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