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Articles by Rock4u91

Rock4u91 26 M
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Santa the genius   5/2/2012

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Popsicle maker   5/2/2012

Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.

"Oh, how are you going to do it, " asks one of the guys.

"Whatever yo


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Granny   5/2/2012

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The t


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Santa-Banta   5/2/2012

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

Santa says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Mr. Oldman   5/2/2012

An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.

He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Husband and wife   5/2/2012

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks, "What doe


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Rock4u91 26 M
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The cowboy   5/2/2012

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
tale of a girl and her first cousin with her boyfrnd....   4/28/2012

It was a great evening. Suman was all alone in her house as her mom and dad had gone for a tour. They're always on tour for their Company. She was getting bored and her boyfriend 'Shanu' was out of to


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
Just do it....   4/25/2012

Physical fitness comprises two related concepts: general fitness (a state of health and well-being), and specific fitness (a task-oriented definition based on the ability to perform specific aspects o


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Rock4u91 26 M
10  Articles
what is dating.?   4/25/2012

Dating is a form of courtship consisting of social activities done by two persons with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. Whi


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Rock4u91 26 M
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what is required the most....   4/25/2012

In building a good relationship with someone requires these things.... * Build. Build a foundation of appreciation and respect. Focus on all the considerate things your partner says and does. H


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