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Introduction
Ok... This site is full of more FAKE and BOT accounts than grains of sand in the Sahara DESERT during a sand storm. Now with that out of the way:
Ladies, are you tired of dating guys who are all work and no play? Well, I'm here to change that! I'm a man with muscles, smiles, brains and a nice sized Mr. Johnson who knows how to have a good time and spice things up in the bedroom. True story and the story doesn't have subtitles.
I'm not just a pretty face (or a pretty bod, if I may say so myself... Then again all men say that Tom Foolery anyways right? Damn you can't trust us mofo's these days. It's like an infomercial and not a good one.... Except for mine. See what I did there?
I've got a great sense of humor I purchased from someone playing 3 Card Monty in Atlantic City 45 years ago and love to bring smiles to faces if I can. If I can't? Have a snickers and smile... Or is that a Coke and a smile?
I'm always up for trying new things and exploring my kinky side. So hop on board for that Galactic Ride. Guardian's of The Galaxy style. Firetrucks, jellies, ropes, handcuffs and ancient Egyptian sex toys all included. I do bring something to that table other than a napkin.
In my free time, you can find me at the gym, eating meat and not tofu flavoured pork rinds with kelp. (Who eats that stuff anyways other than Richard Simmons?)
Also in my spare time other than helping orphans who self identity as orphaned chindren with multiple pronouns in South East Asia; I am currently working on my novel to cure cancer, foot fungus and free trade inbalnce in the Republic of Congo. Almost done. Just another 6, 6969 pages to go... Index included.
I'm also a big foodie fan and always up for trying something new... Even foods that can melt the roof of your mouth off as if you were licking the dunes of the Sahara Desert on a Wednesday. Just not said pork rind flavoured Tofu...
So, if you're looking for a man who's got it all - (probably not but it sounds good on a dating site) muscles, a wild side, and a fun personality - then look no further! Swipe right and let's see where this goes.
Or swipe left if it's Japanese Manga ......
Disclaimer: Must be able to handle my silliness on Taco Tuesdays.... I bring the heat....
My Ideal Person If you're sane and not an serial killer that enjoys fruit loops and ginger snaps with a hint of lime? Send me a message
My Ideal Person If you're sane and not an serial killer that enjoys fruit loops and ginger snaps with a hint of lime? Send me a message
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | October 31, 1972 |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 172-175 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Race: | Black |
Speaks: | English |