Looking for playpal, quickie, friend or more. Longterm? Maybe. (At least SOMEONE that is REAL. So many BS profiles here now.) Looking for real kinkster to play with. Please read ideal person for an idea of what I'm talking about. Got a fantasy? I'll make it cum true. Want to try something new? I'll make it happen. One man porno show. From one finder to DP with big dildos. Say it and it shall be done. If I can do it, It will be done. Moved back to EL Paso after 26 years, divorced, and would like someone to hang out with. Living in Chaparral right now with plans to move back to NE EP. I LOVE to laugh and make others laugh as well. My sense of humor is all over the place. Light, dark, sarcastic, sardonic, witty, gritty and silly. I'm serious about not being serious. Like to cook. Like to go out and eat or just OUT. Watch movies, TV, football, go see a concert, whatever. Shoot pool out at the Last Round up. Play video games at the house. I also write books and do nature photography. Love playing in the desert. Very much rock and roll over country and western but I listen to a lot of different music. I like smart conversation and dumb talk too. Just no politics please. My favorite thing to do would be to give my partner in crime much sexual gratification. Please her in any way she desires. From cock to toys to tongue. Her pleasure is my outlet. I'm 54, disabled, and don't have the time or desire to play head games. Be straightforward with me and I'll do the same for you. I like to try and be a gentleman as well as say please and thank you every chance I get. I love to open doors for my lady and be as chivalrous as I can. I can't drive due to my disability but that doesn't mean I don't get around. I love to give pleasure. Of all kinds. Kinks don't embarrass me. There are only 2 I don't play with, scat and pain. All others are welcome. I'll do anything to get a partner off. Having a partner tell me their most secret and nasty desires and wants and then giving them to them. That is my orgasam. Having a partner orgasam in a way they never have before. That is my orgasam. Leaving a partner totally wasted, used, spent, drained, can't possibly take any more, do any more, can't possibly cum one more time,,,,,, THAT is my orgasam.

My Ideal Person Looking for:

Playpal, one night stand, friends or more. Someone that likes to casually hang out with occasional and frequent bouts of extreme horniness that needs immediate and total satisfaction. Some tickling included. Freaks and kinksters welcome.

Let's be real. I'm a semi old dude. My dick isn't what it used to be. I can't promise you hours and hours of just of dicking down.

What I CAN promise you is some of the best oral, finger and toy play you've ever had. Yoni massage? G-Spot, Tongue, Toys vag and anal. My mouth all over you, front to back. Licking, sucking, biting. Pussy eating, ass eating, fisting or multiple fingers, rimming, edging. You want to cum? Do it in my mouth and all over my face. Squirt much? Good! The wetter, the better. Have you ever orgasamed so many times you've almost passed out? Rolling orgasams? Multiple orgasams? Gaping, stretching. large dildos. DP, DPV, DPA, dick sheaths, pussy pumping-labia and clit pumping, enlargement. Hitachi clit torture, tickle torture, panty/pantyhose sniffing and panty stuffing, bondage, rope play, nipple play, a variety of , oil massage to orgasam. Whatever you desire, can handle or have fantasized about. Have someone worship your pussy and treat it like a Goddess? Maybe it's time you should. I'd love to eat and play with YOUR pussy right now.

Whatever it takes to get you off I'll do it. Whatever you want me to do,, all you have to do is ask. I was a swinger for years with the first wife and there isn't much I haven't done. Also, I have blue pills and I'm not afraid to take them. And if my dick does get hard, I can hit your G-Spot with it, 9 out of 10 times. Ok, maybe 7 out of 10 times. Just depends. And it's a great size for anal, first timers or experienced. It should go without saying good hygiene is a MUST. I don't go downtown on funny smelling or overly perfumed vajayjays, ladies. Natural tastes better than chemical. Shaved is a bonus for me but not a must.

Wild for blondes and redheads but anything else is more than welcome. Crazy hair colors also work for me. Short women grab my attention and my dick. But let's be honest. I love all the ladies. A pretty smile is all it takes to win me over. Fun is the bottom line. A good hangout buddy. Someone that can pull up and say, jump in let's go, not say where, and we know it's going to be a good time. Or just walk in get naked and say get to work. Trustworthy. Mentally stable to a point. Everyone's a little insane. We just have to know how much we can let go and when to reel it back in.

Couples IM for details please.

What I don't want is emotional baggage, a toxic angry person, or a political junkie please. I know we all have our scars, but the past is the past and that is where we should leave it. Whatever we've been through hasn't killed us obviously and we sure as Hell shouldn't let whatever it was dictate who or what we are today. If something's made you hard or bitter or crazy or whatever, let it go, before you reply to my advert, please. That's all I'm saying.

I'm here to have a good time and share that good time with laughs, orgasams and good feelings.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Metallica, Seether, Pink Floyd, too many to list.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage, squirting women, g-spots/mutiple orgasams

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, It has to be fun and pleasurable.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
From Farrah Fawcett to whoever the newest hot blonde is.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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