I am a single male looking for a woman that likes to have fun. (Single gals;Do you want to be spoiled?) I don't ask anything from any one, just for you to be real with me. I have a number of interests and hobbies, such as bicyling, gardening, fishing, photography and camping to name a few. I guess that you could say I enjoy a lot of outdoor activities, but also like the inside ones, especially sex. I am well traveled and educated. I'm a die hard romantic. I love to kiss and give foreplay to my lover. I enjoy giving and receiving oral sex. I love sucking a nice pair of tits. I also like doing the nasty in all kinds of positions. I do not have face photos on my profile because I live in a small community. I don't want to embarass my family or myself, and I apologize if these photos insult your sensabilities, but this is a sex site! I have been single for over a year and have met a few ladies. I'm not needy nor do I meet up with just anyone. I'm selective and a bit choosey in who I play with. I am clean and disease free. I am discreet and ask for the same from you. I am respectful and sincere. I try to be a gentleman unless you don't want me to be one. lol :) I'm self employed,( former military officer), finacially independent so I don't mind traveling to meet because I can set my own schedule and pay for a room if needed. I can't possibly put everything about me on here so if you would like to know any thing else, feel free to ask. I don't have the world's largest cock, but have had very few complaints.... I know how to use my tool. [COLOR blue][/COLOR][COLOR blue][/COLOR][SIZE 8][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person I'm looking for single women. The types of relationships are the following: Single women or a female couple wanting to date or just get laid.
I'd like to meet a gal (or Gals) between 30 and 50 years old for an exclusive relationship, maybe even a real relationship. I might lower or raise my age requirements for the right lady.

Swinging is fun but I'd like to find someone for myself. I also like younger ladies, especially young cute BBW's, bi-ladies are fine with me....
I'm not wanting to meet fakes, teases, or photo collectors. I don't like people who are stuck on themselves or that think they are better than other people. Please be clean and disease free as I am. I'm real and don't put on airs. I also do not meet single men as I'm not gay or bi, so gay guys, CHECK OUT THE GAY SECTION!!!
Ladies: IF I FLIRT WITH YOU OR ADD YOU TO MY HOTLIST, I AM INTERESTED IN YOU. PLEASE, DON'T PLAY ME!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My favorite fantasy is to be with a woman who does every thing I want her to.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Helena Bonham Carter. Id like to ravish her. Oh and I also like Selma Heyak, oh the things Id like to do to her!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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